December 2011
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Prospero is Missing
This is the latest photo I have of her. Prospero never really photographed well, because she was fidgety: a quick terror with a penchant for bird-catching.
I came home after the Christmas weekend to find her absent — which was unusual, since she’s the one who sticks closest to the food bowl.
She’s been gone for four days, now. Maybe she was catnapped. Or lost a fight with the...
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Festive greetings from our fauna!
We were visited by a lone firefly yesterday night. We decoded his flickering butt and he told us to tell you Merry Christmas and Happy fucking New Year, you beautiful stupid humans!
It’s true. Watch the video:
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The Lot 1699 Variety Show!
(The miniscule readership of this blog should consider itself invited.)
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Now with 100% MORE ILLEGALITY, COMMODORE CHIN & SEAMAN SIEW respectfully invite their gentle-friends to:
THE LOT 1699 VARIETY SHOW! A Party Near The Sea
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SATURDAY, 17 December 2011 5PM and onwards to dawn
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at Lot 1699, Jalan Toh Kee Kah 71000 Port Dickson Negeri Sembilan Darul Khusus (naturally)
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Directions to the Lot 1699 Variety Show
So you have heeded Lord Nelson’s call to attend the Lot 1699 Variety Show. Excellent.
Now all you need are directions:
GETTING TO THE LOT 1699 VARIETY SHOW (BY CAR) 21 steps to the best party of 2011, Approx 1hour30mins
Cruise south on the North-South Expressway, heading towards Seremban. Pass Nilai and Seremban.
Turn off at Exit 219, Port Dickson.
After the toll (RM7.70 coming from...
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Nonsense
So, I’ve got a story published in this weekend’s edition of that community-level-newspaper-for-a-state-in-which-I-used-to-live-but-no-longer, Selangor Times. Yay! They are a cool outfit, the ST people: they’ve had a fiction section since they started a year ago — a remarkable feat of consistency.
Go read via this finely-crafted clickable.
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